at my first ymas show josh was yelling for people to crowd surf and this security guard told him no crowd surfing allowed and josh started shouting “woAH WE HAVE A SPOIL SPORT WHO’S A GRUMPY MAN FUCK YOU I STILL WANT TO SEE SOME CROWD SURFING” and patted the guy’s head and it still surprises me to this day that the security guard never got up on stage and punched him
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.
the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg
send me a description of yourself and i’ll ship you with a band member!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m really bored so yeah???????